John and Harvey’s Excellent Cambodian Adventure

John: So, here we are in Cambodia. On Christmas eve. On my trusty Swift boat.

Harvey:

John: Hey man, I really like your hat. It’s groovy. Where can I get one ?

Harvey:

John: So, CIA, huh ? That must be pretty cool. Does it get you a lot of chicks ?

Harvey:

(conversation interupted by a severe pokata pokata pokata noise from boat’s engine. John fixes engine with rubber band and ball point pen)

John: That was a close one. Hey ! I scratched my wrist – better put myself in for another purple hea … uh, band-aid. I’d better get a band-aid.

Harvey:

John: You know, for a giant rabbit, you sure don’t talk much.

Harvey: