Get a load of this.

"The district said Halloween celebrations and children dressed in Halloween costumes might be offensive to real witches."

"Witches with pointy noses and things like that are not respective symbols of the Wiccan religion and so we want to be respectful of that," Hansen said.

How much do I want to give that school board a stooge slap. My daughters would be sent to school the very next day as the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz and Witchie Poo from HR Puff-N-Stuff (if you don't know who those characters are, you either grew up in a closet, Belgium, or both.)

I'm beginning to love Halloween; it really pisses off a lot of overly sensitive people.