I realize this is supposed to be shocking and really get the strength of the author's feelings across to the reader. I actually laughed out loud.

And so it's not hard to imagine that on November 3rd, if the election can be called by then, there might be a sort of grim mass exodus from this sad planet should Bush pull this election out. My generation may be particularly vulnerable to the urge to lay back in a warm bath and open up their veins as chants of "Four More Years" echo horribly from every 24 hour cable news station.

Pathetic.


EDIT: Thanks to Jamie for reminding where I saw this story originally. Best of the Web