TOO BAD THE GERMAN FRAULEINS IN KOELN DIDN'T WATCH FINNISH STATE TELEVISION.

At first I thought this was from The Onion, but sadly, it was not.


Finnish State TV YLE released an instructional video aimed at teaching women techniques to ward off rapists.

For some reason, the Finnish gal's body language reminds me of Yoda.

May the Farce be with you:




And notice that the would be rapist is a white male.

Yes.

Of course he is.

Hat tip Gates of Vienna.



MFBB.