We have already had Boob Man…
…and faithful readers no doubt will remember our Fwench fwiend:
but nothing beats the Germans. Compared to this level of sophisitication, the Downeast Crew, at least the male part, is but a bunch of smelly Neanderthals. A new breed has arisen: PANTYMAN!!!
Vergessen Sie veraltete Ansichten,
seien Sie Mann genug,
neue Welten zu erkunden,
Bekleidung als Genuß zu erleben.
Wir haben die NEUEN
Strumpfhosen für den Mann!
(Forget the old customs,
Be man enough,
to explore new worlds,
and to experience clothing as something to savor.
We have the NEW
panties for the Man!)
Personally, I favor the Aurel 70Den version. Because, you see, this classic opaque men’s pantyhose is made of cotton and polyamide for a very soft and warm feeling. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and it guarantees superb comfort especially in the (wink! wink!) area huhuhuhuhu!!!!! This particular pantyhose has no open fly but a specially designed front panel for the anatomy of a men, and I can really, really recommend it.
Hey, wait a minute! Did I just say that out loud?