It was the same again over at Het Laatste Nieuws today, when some wussie thought Angelina Jolie showing off her right leg was the end of the world:
"Brad Pitt's spouse once again stole the show. She wore a Versace dress in black velvet with a gigantic split to the right side. This gave some insight in one of the world's most attractive people...
The 36-year old actress appeared on the podium to receive the trophy for the best adapted scenario. As a diva with tons of experience - which she IS of course - she assumed a challenging pose making fools of a lot of men..."
'Making fools of a lot of men???' You got to be kidding me??????? That's a SCARECROW's leg for crying out loud!!! Jesus, just WHO is writing stuff like that? A twelve-year old nerd who'd piss his pants if he saw one nekkid female from a distance of 1,000 yards? Do I have to teach these people EVERYTHING?
You want legs? I'll show you legs. HERE, stolen from Theo:
THERE pussy, THOSE are legs worth looking at!
[wanders off to the kitchen shaking his head, to pour himself a STRONG cup of coffee]