Making fun of Southerner's accents probably isn't conducive to getting votes. That is probably why this Zell Miller quote from the GOP Convention was pulled from the Kerry website rather quickly:

106. Miller: “…Against the Trident missile, against, against, against. This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our U.S. Armed Forces? U.S. forces armed with what? Speeutbawlls?”[Miller Remarks, 9/1/04]

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Looks as if Jacques Six-Pacque needs to work on indentifyin' with the common man. I don't know what the problem is, after all, he has his man-servant help him put his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, non?