First GW goes along with Big Ted's education free-for-all bill, and now this. Perhaps the award is for going 34 consecutive years without drowning anyone, or maybe it's just part of Bush's proposed "No Bloated Drunk Ass Senators Left Behind" act. Rumor has it that Kennedy secured the award by agreeing to donate his jowls to help feed the poor. Now that's compassionate conservatism.

-scott