a.) For wealthy well-mannered intellectuals:
Nail on the head, as usual.
b.) For the common folk:
Hope I don't piss off LVB.
c.) For evil male white caucasian sexist heterosexuals:
That includes you stehpinkeln. Close up of the white in a Danish flag.
d.) For jokers:
This dude has humour for the whole of the Upper Nile.
e.) For jihadis.
The colors are inverted but otherwise it looks like a Danish flag to me. Be careful what you wish for muthafukas.