WHOAAAAWWWW!!!!!

Always knew I’d become famous one day but never expected that day would break so soon!
I have been mentioned in The White House! YEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Well, Prez Bartlet’s one, actually. Uh, ok, and not me personally, but my new party, the Vlaams Blok (Flemish Bloc). Fact remains that I stumble upon these fragments just after joining the anti-immigrationalist Flemish Bloc. This can’t be a coincidence. Some excerpts Ladies and Gentlemen from POTUS himself:

"What's the problem with the Belgian elections, Leo? The intelligence briefing! The anti-immigrationalists are gaining in the North. Doesn't say why or how. I want a CIA briefer here in person every morning, why do I get the front page?"

"The Flemish Bloc is gaining in the North. The Flemish Bloc, ultra-nationalists in Belgium. Skinheads really, neo-nazis. They're wearing three-piece suits, speaking in coded discourse now instead of angry chants, and they're gaining in the North. And everyone wears the same suit, how does anyone know which side they're on anymore?"

Bwah. Sucker calls me a neo-nazi. Sheenie, ya know what “nazi” means? That’s Nazional-Sozialist man. Socialists, reds! In other words, the likes of you!!!


Mark, I'm not forgetting you. This didn't require intelligence nor a lot of time. Btw, Tuchman is a hell of a writer. If you can find the time, read also "The Guns of August" and "The Zimmermann Telegram" (the former on the outbreak of WWI, the latter on how the US became involved in it).